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Nothing About Me Is Straight Sweatshorts

Nothing About Me Is Straight Sweatshorts

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.99 USD
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Get ready to unleash your queer fashion game with our dazzling "Nothing About Me Is Straight" LGBTQ shorts! These shorts are so fabulous that they make straight lines go completely wavy with envy!

Crafted from the tears of homophobes and the dreams of unicorns, these shorts are the epitome of queer style. With their vibrant colors and bold design, they shout, "I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm rocking these shorts like nobody's business!"

Made with a secret blend of rainbow threads and unicorn magic, these shorts fit like a dream and feel as comfortable as a cozy coming-out party. They're perfect for dancing at pride parades, strutting your stuff at queer festivals, or even just lounging around the house in all your queer glory.

So, wave goodbye to straight lines and embrace the glorious curves and colors of our "Nothing About Me Is Straight" LGBTQ shorts. Because, darling, when it comes to your fashion choices, it's all about celebrating your authentic, fabulous self. Trust us, these shorts are gayer than a pride float covered in glitter, and they'll make you feel like the rainbow superhero you were born to be!

Size Chart (Inches)
Tiny (XS) Small Medium Large
Jumbo (XL)
Length 17.1  17.7  18.3  18.9  19.5 
Waist 25.2  26.8  28.3  29.9  31.5 
Hip 21.7  22.4  23.2  24.0  24.8 
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    All of our products are made to order in house, so please allow up to 5 business days to process and produce your garments.

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